Cheating, Level: Expert

This is a brilliant Demotivational picture.  hahaha

Cheating
Level: Expert

My internet is off #toosoon ?

Too soon for this?

Wolverine are Two Batmans

What is it to you?

Real life cootie spray

I didn't know there was cootie spray in real life.  I can think of a few times I've wanted to do this.  ha!

Family Feud: Name something that gets passed around

Safeway (Von's) Mistakenly Gives Pregnant Woman Abortion Pill?!?!

Make sure you check your prescription before you take it.  This woman in Colorado... excuse me, this pregnant woman in Colorado was at Safeway and got her antibiotic prescription filled at their pharmacy.  One of the Safeway pharmacy clerks gave her the prescription to somebody with the same last name.  They gave her Methotrexate.  This is a drug used for the treatment of cancer.  Unfortunately, Methotrexate can also be used to  medically terminate a pregnancy.  


The woman is 6 months pregnant with her first baby.  She took this medication under the assumption it was for her.  Whoa....  I smell a lawsuit.  She started to feel nauseous.  


"I came back and I looked at the bottle and it wasn't my name," she said. "My doctor immediately told me to try and make myself vomit to see if I could get the medicine to come back up." 


They gave her charcoal at the hospital to hopefull absorb the Methotrexate.  

Safeway's statement on the matter:

When the pharmacist became aware of what happened, he worked with the patient and with her physicians to minimize any possible health consequences to the patient and her unborn child. We have extended our sincere apologies to the customer, and offered to pay any medical expenses incurred as a result of a prescription error. We are also very concerned about how this happened and we are conducting a full and complete investigation. Safeway has pharmacy systems and processes in place to prevent this kind of occurrence.

"Sorry's not going to cut it. I'm going to have to deal with this for a long time," said the woman. "My baby could have deformities. There's a lot that goes with it."


Oh man...

Pharmacy Mistakenly Gives Pregnant Woman Abortion Pill [The Denver Channel]

Bianca Beauchamp in a Fishnet catsuit

Bianca Beauchamp is in fishnets here.  Have you ever heard of Bianca Beauchamp?  I never have either, but a quick Google search tells me that she is an adult fetish model from Canada.  Ok....  What does that mean?  She has some NSFW pictures if you do an image search for Bianca Beauchamp and have your safe search filter turned off.

The only reason I am talking about Bianca Beauchamp is because I am a sucker for fishnet catsuits.  These aren't exactly fishnets on Bianca, but the fleur-de-lis looks good to.

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How to identify a meth lab

My friend is a "Retired" law enforcement officer.  This is the information he gave me on how to identify a meth lab. 

"I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab. Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab.  I hope this helps.   Let me know if I can be of any further service in this matter."

Ender's Game the movie... YES!

You have no idea about the level of my excitement!  Ender's Game the Movie!!!

The writers behind Star Trek and first two Transformers movies, screenwriters Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, have unveiled their involvement in a highly anticipated Sci-Fi alternate reality project: It is an adaptation of a novel by Orson Scott Card called Ender’s Game.  These guys aren't going to be satisfied until they get involved with almost every (semi-)cult TV show or film franchise out there.  Ender's Game is still one of my favorite stories.  Oh man... imagine the sequel, Ender's Shadow.  WOW! For the record, Ender's Shadow is actually the 5th book in the series.  It occurs simultaneously with Ender's Game.

K/O (as they refer to themselves), Kurtzman and Orci, have helped develop a script based off Card’s controversial 1985 work and are shopping it around to studios.  With help from some director named Gavin Hood. He directed X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

The word on the street is Hood edited the Ender’s Game screenplay and he saw it as a potential directing project last September.  This is the first talks of K/O getting brought up in the conversation.
Orci tweeted the news last night and confirmed it to Screen Rant. Regardless of what people think about K/O's cinematic and television output quality, it is hard not to praise their work ethic. K/O co-created Fringe with J.J. Abrams; penned Jon Favreau’s comic book genre mashup, Cowboys & Aliens; produce and write for the Hawaii Five-0 series; and are currently working on the first draft of the Star Trek 2 screenplay.

Orson Scott Card’s novel, Ender's Game, is about a young kid named Andrew “Ender” Wiggins.  Ender is a pre-teen with a brilliant, yet violent temperament.  Ender's brilliance attracts the attention of the International Fleet (a.k.a. IF) – a planetary organization formed by humans after two deadly attacks by an insectoid alien race known as the Formics (a.k.a. “Buggers”)... think Starship Troopers.  Ender is selected to train at the Battle School after excelling as a new recruit.  The Battle School is an outer space military school used to prepare Earth’s most brilliant children to defend against the next Bugger invasion. Make sense?  Seriously, I think Starship Troopers was inspired by Ender's Game.

"Ender’s Game follows its dangerous protagonist through his experiences at the Battle School, where he excels at training exercises and proves himself to be a ruthless tactical genius. But the mysterious and unseen leaders of the school remain ever watchful of Mr. Wiggins progress – and have much bigger plans for the boy than even he could imagine.

The original book is a multiple-award winner with a devoted following, but has also attracted its share of detractors who criticize how Card justifies young Ender’s brutally destructive but seemingly effective methods and behavior. It’s difficult to not be concerned about how Hood will handle a less than clean-cut character like that – seeing as that the last time he helmed a movie whose protagonist was a loner prone to violent outbursts, the results were… well, the less than well-received Wolverine prequel."

Be sure to get your copy of Ender's Game before it gets popular and overpriced! Ender's Shadow is highly recommended to.

RIP Stormtrooper

Yes, I agree that a picture is worth a thousand words.  This picture by Shobrick will speak for itself.  He called it Stormtrooper RIP.  What do you think?

Fox News doesn't know where Egypt is

I couldn't believe it when I first saw this. How can Fox News not know where Egypt is. Granted, this screen shot is a few years old. Note the Dow is down 37.94. This is not FOX News reaction to current events in Egypt at all. I wonder where they think Iraq is. hahaha


Fox News doesn't know where Egypt

World's largest slip and slide made out of a reservoir - VIDEO

Yes, this giant slip and slide is in a half empty reservoir. Or half full reservoir... depending on how you look at it.  Either way the slip and slide is huge!  I don't know, but that water looks friggin cold... almost icey.  You won't catch me riding that slip and slide any time soon.




Get one of these old school slip and slides if you got the urge from this video.

Free The Robots - Ctrl Alt Delete (2010 Tour Promo Mix)

I was listening to some beats at work and had to share this. It helped change the lil funk I was in from the overcast, dreary morning. Free the Robots are pretty dope.

Ctrl Alt Delete (2010 Tour Promo Mix) by Free the Robots

Free the Robots are from Santa Ana I believe. They have a funky, jazzy, robotic sound. I first got turned on to them a few years ago when I heard Jazzhole. I love their stuff. Gimme more!

Morning Sex is good for you

HEALTH NEWS ALERT:

“Adults who make love first thing in the morning apparently not only feel more upbeat for the rest of the day, but also benefit from a stronger immune system. Research suggests that adults who begin their day this way are healthier and happier than those who simply opt for a cup of tea and some toast before heading out of the door.”

Source: Instapundit

Pool at the edge of the bed

I saw this picture on Home Sweet Home today.

The pool looks like it is inside the bedroom. It almost looks like you can jump off the bed into the pool. It's actually glass flooring so you can see the water below. Awesome! I want that!!!

Nirvana Nevermind Album cover, remember it?

Spencer Elden is the baby that was on the cover of the album Nevermind from Nirvana.  Holy balls he's grown up.

Dayum, I remember sitting in freshman math class and my buddy, Marty Gutierrez, showing me that he got it.  That was what? 20 years ago?

Am I supposed to feel old seeing what Spencer Elden looks like now?  Maybe a little, but I didn't even know his name prior to today.

Watsky, the fast rapping white kid

Watsky

Not Sure who or where this kid is from, but I like it.  I did a quick search for Watsky and found his myspace page and his name is George Watsky.  He grew up in SF and now resides in in LA.  He's won a lot of awards and contests.  Now he's getting some notoriety as "white kid raps fast" with this viral video.  Watsky, rapping fast, with his cat.

Highly recommended.  I'd also recommend downloading his self titled album, Watsky. I'm going to give it a go because of his gay baby lyric.

"...if my baby's gay I'll say, You go gay baby! Work that Crib! Work that bib! Burp that kid!" 

 

If an arrow had a review mirror - VIDEO

What would it look like if you shot an arrow that had a rear view mirror?  To me arrows flying through the sky look very graceful.  After seeing it from the arrows perspective it looks a little... dizzying.  I have a small archery range in my back yard.  I need to get one of these set ups for my bow and arrow.

Cop get tasered, screams like a girl - Video

I don't know what country this cop is from, but wow!  If you taser this police office he will scream just like a little girl.  hahaha I can't stop giggling.



Poor cop.  Why did he sign up to get tasered if he knew he would have this reaction?  Screaming like a girl?

Oldie, but goody. Anjelah Johnson's nail salon bit

Here is Anjelah Johnson's nail salon bit.  Hearing Vietnamese accents is pretty common around San Jose.  I think that may play a role in mine. hahaha

  

PS3 for $40 - the old fat ones

Playstation 3for $40.  Ok, this is legit. My roommate, Kevin, and his buddy just bought like 7 of these.  Playstation 3 for $40.  It's the old fat ones, but who cares.  The older fat ones are the ones that are backwards compatible.  You can save way more money by getting the fat PS3 and getting an external hard drive.  What a great find.  I'm in for a few of these things.  Seriously, It's from amazon.  You know it's real


  EDIT:  Just  found out a couple of things.  First, there is a limit to three.  Second, they are on backorder.  No big deal to me.  Three Playstation 3's for about $180 after shipping.  NICE!

EDIT 2:  I got in for three and my roommate for six.  

It was an error on Target's end.  Their web team listed a move controller incorrectly as a PS3 for $40.  Amazon says Target must honor that price.  NICE!   Sorry if you missed it.  

I am no longer a sex machine Scorpio, the Zodiac sign has changed

I'm not a Scorpio? WTF?  I am now a Libra.  The scales???  That sucks.  It was Professor Plum in the observatory with the scale???  There has been an astronomical change in the Zodiac.  The change is the Earth's orbit and the shifting of the stars.  This includes a 13th zodiac sign, Ophiuchus, which may be a new zodiac sign, but has always been a constellation.

In fact, there are two zodiacs.  There is a the Sideral and the Tropical Zodiac.  The Sideral Zodiac is traditionally adhered to by the Eastern Hemisphere.  The Western Hemisphere traditionally follows the Tropical Zodiac.

Sign of Ophiucus aka  Asclepius Staff

Ophiuchus is also known as Serpentarius.  This constellation can be found behind the sun between November 29 and December 17.  I'm not too sure about all of the character traits of this new zodiac sign.  You're on your own to find out if that's you.  Below is the new dates for each zodiac sign.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. *NEW*
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

PS3 Hacked w/ FAIL0VERFLOW demo video

Currently the PlayStation 3 like Red Dead Revolver. Read: the Wild Wild West. PS3's master key has been published online.  There is also custom firmware that allows you to use copied games.  You can easily find copies of games and custom software online.  I bet you could guess that Sony is NOT happy with this.  Sony Corporation is asking the courts for a temporary restraining order to take all of the software and infringing keys offline.  The main targets are a dude named George Hotz, the FAIL0VERFLOW group, and 100 unnamed John or Jane Does.



Want to buy a cheap plastation 3 to hack?

Marshawn Lynch vs Super Mario Bros

I am definitely not a Seahawks fan. Marshawn Lynch was ok, but as soon as he became a Seahawk he became an enemy.  That's just the way it is with division  opponents. No hard feelings Marshawn. As if, Mr. Lynch will see this any way. hahaha

This video is from Sundays game as they beat up the Saints at home.  This is the way I saw it.  Marshawn Lynch was running down the field just like Mario runs through the levels collecting coins and punching out bricks.

Imagine this: Marshawn Lynch and the Seahawaks win in Chicago and the Packers also win. That means the Seahawks will have home field advantage for the NFC Championship game with a 7-9 record. WTF?!?! hahahaha



Might as well get Marshawn Lynch's rookie card while you can Seahaks fans.

Chuck Norris Vs bear

Ok everyone knows that Chuck Norris can kick some ass.

Did you know he can kick a bear's ass?  I did, but I forgot.

How can I forget that Chuck Norris can beat a bears ass and make it whimper while cowering in retreat?  Silly me.

Chuck Norris looks lean and mean in this video.

The bear is a lot bigger than Chuck Norris.  You'll see that even Chuck Norris' shirt is almost as powerful as him because it doesn't even tear when the bear bites or slashes with it's claws.  Awesome!



Chuck Norris vs Bear

Phoenix Jones, a Real Life superhero, was attacked while fighting crime - VIDEO

Phoenix Jones is a self proclaimed superhero in real life.  WTF?  Ok, so this superhero, Phoenix Jones, was cruising around Seattle last Saturday in his costume. Phoenix Jones spotted two guys in a street fight and attempted to break them up. Phoenix Jones was in for a surprise when the two street fighters directed there attacks towards him. One of the men pulled out a gun.  These two guys proceeded to take turns holding down Phoenix Jones and kicking him in the head and face.  The superhero managed to call 911 eventually after his beating.  When asked WTF you thinks you're doing trying to be a superhero, Jones replies, "I am whatever Seattle needs me to be." Then Phoenix hops onto his mountain bike and sped away. Not faster than a speeding bullet mind you.  The video with the full story is below.

The world's most interesting shit

This is hilarious.  For those that are hourly employees I know that they prefer to take dumps while on the clock.  It doesn't really matter for me.  I just want to be comfortable and have my privacy.  We have a handicap stall at work that we call King Stahlman... yes, it's named after the bail bonds guy.  This is the world's most interesting shit.

Most racist commercial in America - Gary's Mattress

Is this racist? Or is it comedic stereotyping? Or is this guy just an idiot? hahaha You make the call. I love when he says:

If you find a mattress at a better price, I'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten just for you!

Would you buy a mattress from Gary's Mattress?

People get high from foot bath salts?

You can't be serious?!?!  People are getting high from bath salts.  They say it's like meth.  Gross!!!  Who on earth was the first person to try snorting some of these foot soak bath salts?  hahahaha  I don't understand it.

According to Wikipedia, Methylenedioxypyrovalerone hydrochloride is a drug with effects similar to meth and cocaine that is marketed as "bath salts," with names like Cloud 9, Ivory Wave, Ocean, Charge Plus, White Lightning, Scarface, Hurricane Charlie, Red Dove and White Dove. 

I would NEVER!

Uncle spanks kid for "acting hard" on facebook

I could not believe this when I saw it. hahaha  This dude told his nephew to stop "Acting hard" on facebook.  You can tell that the uncle was being serious about the message, but it's hard for me as an outsider not to laugh.  Do people still try to "act hard" online?  Are there gang wars occurring on wall posts right now that we don't know about?  Wait for the end when the uncle tells his nephew to "put that on your fuckin wall". HAHAHA!  I'm pretty sure that the kid did post this video on his wall and that's why we're all able to see it now.



We salute you, uncle!  Now try a nice can of this Ass Kickin' Whoop Ass Chili Mix, 6-Ounce Cans (Pack of 6). hahaha

This is how sirens sound in France

This is how sirens sound in France. According to a Family Guy episode that is.  HAHAHA  When I first saw this part of episode I could not stop laughing.  It is from  Family Guy, Vol. 9 episode 3.

KFC worker needs an anger management class

Oh man! Take a look at this video of a KFC worker losing his cool behind the counter.  This guy needs some anger management classes.  Maybe he can put on a yoga pant then go get his meditation on at a yoga class.  hahaha

Lotto

So I didn't win the Lotto tonight.

How to make a working Rorschach mask with a wife beater

Homemade Rorschach mask? What?  How come I didn't see this before Halloween?  Well if you've seen the movie Watchmen then you'll know exactly what a Rorschach mask is.  Check this out. 

" Using Thermochromic paint pigment and clear screen printing base, you can now make an ink blot mask that changes like the character Rorschach from the movie the watchmen. As you breath in and out, the color of the mask changes from black to white wherever the wearer’s breath hits it and warms it to a point above 86 degrees F.

If there is a Watchmen 2 I might be able to bust out this Rorschach mask.