Brenda... I think he likes her.

Brenda ?  Obsessed much?  WTF

Thinking of a new haircut? Try the Iguana

An iguana haircut?

The Best Cake Ever (read worst)

This can't be the best cake ever.  Would you eat this cake?  I think it's the worst!

F You? efyoo2!!!

What's in a name?  F. You?  Well, efyoo2, dude.

Free Bum Rubs!

Come and get it!  Free BUM RUBS

Talk about morning wood - Ouch!

Now that's a morning wood.  Ouch!!!  What kind of accident causes this?

Ever had an Asspresso?

Yeah, you read it right.  I said ASSpresso, not espresso.