I am no longer a sex machine Scorpio, the Zodiac sign has changed

I'm not a Scorpio? WTF?  I am now a Libra.  The scales???  That sucks.  It was Professor Plum in the observatory with the scale???  There has been an astronomical change in the Zodiac.  The change is the Earth's orbit and the shifting of the stars.  This includes a 13th zodiac sign, Ophiuchus, which may be a new zodiac sign, but has always been a constellation.

In fact, there are two zodiacs.  There is a the Sideral and the Tropical Zodiac.  The Sideral Zodiac is traditionally adhered to by the Eastern Hemisphere.  The Western Hemisphere traditionally follows the Tropical Zodiac.

Sign of Ophiucus aka  Asclepius Staff

Ophiuchus is also known as Serpentarius.  This constellation can be found behind the sun between November 29 and December 17.  I'm not too sure about all of the character traits of this new zodiac sign.  You're on your own to find out if that's you.  Below is the new dates for each zodiac sign.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. *NEW*
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.